We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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