What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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