I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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