what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
