got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can't just leave with hair like that
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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