He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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