Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
