I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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