Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dear god my vagina.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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