the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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