During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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