is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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