Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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