We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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