So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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