her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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