HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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