its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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