I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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