So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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