Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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