just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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