do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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