butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cut my penus on the lid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
