I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
