It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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