I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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