Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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