wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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