It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
