did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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