Non-Jews are for practice
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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