Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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