Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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