Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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