Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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