Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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