i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
