all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my being single is dangerous.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Can I color on your dick again?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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