Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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