People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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