i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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