yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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