Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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