you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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