pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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