Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I came so hard my ears popped.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
