The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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