GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
