he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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