i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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